This is the tabletop R2-D2 who remedies room dryness with a humidifier built into his domed head and he is only available from Hammacher Schlemmer. Stealthily quiet, this astromech droid employs ultrasonic technology to dispense a gentle soothing mist rather than the loud fans of lesser civilizations that can be heard far, far away. His resourceful body conceals a 1/2-gallon water tank that humidifies a room for up to 12 hours with 10 moisture settings, and an auto-off function for safety. Artoo also incorporates a nightlight to ensure a room does not slip over to the Dark Side.
